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So clearly, it’s a joke. Three-dimensional, nothing fancy, but there. He could be beside the box. Men who have families and play golf are cunts. Now… at the end of that story, I’m going to do a bit of what I call “hate baiting.” It’s where I bait my haters. No one really knows what’s up with them, but they seem all right. Good box, solid.

What a day he must have been having. Even if you find yourself surrounded by people who are laughing at something you find objectionable… just remember the golden rule of comedy, which is, if you’re in a minority, you do not matter. Rummage, rummage. Who go beyond their discomfort just to see what’s on the other side of the spectrum. Which does beg the question, if you’re here because of Nanette… why?

I lost an afternoon trying to make that work in my mind’s eye, because that is not how you go down a hill! Now, we fossil fuel… We fossil fuel our cars with the same stuff you do, in Australia, right? I said, “Instead of going on the pill, how about I have a hysterectomy?” Yep, you get it. Like, I’ll say, “Waldo.” Where’s Waldo? And I lost an afternoon. That’s Saint Bernard, that’s the Virgin Mary, that’s the baby JC, and that is a tiny lion. Imagine school for someone like that.

In fact, I hope golf is sad.

I lied. What’s a population that doesn’t fare so well? Just shake, shake, shake… It’s one reason. Right? And it wasn’t a fucking lecture. Biscuit. It’s really… It’s classic. That is what is going on here. That is a decision! Now, there is some debate… as to when the High Renaissance actually began. Arugula. I’m quite fond. In fact, I-I like the hate. It’s bait, you fucking idiots. And things just escalated from there, and he just began shouting at me. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

I was gifted to a point.

Fuck me. Okay? I waited until she felt safe. He said, “If you’re participating in something and it doesn’t put stress on your cardiovascular system, you’re not participating in a sport. It’s a fun story. ♪ Give me, give me all your soul ♪ So I did what any reasonable, mature person would do. It is difficult.

Anti-vaxxers, be warned. I'm inattentive; I'm a daydreamer: the space cadet kind. You will not be enjoying it. Theoretically, ’cause theories are sexy. And I have. But it doesn’t bother me. This is how she began the lesson. At least a trilogy. Like, on what planet would I have control over my own body? It’s very good. And a glorified TED Talk? You’re not here because of my back catalog of prior, are you? '” No, that’s not what he did.

I always kept my expectations in life very tame.

And you only need hands. We’ve all had them, where we wake up and go, “I did not know that about myself.” It’s fine. So we’ve wisely shortened “petroleum” here and there, right?

Thank you. For fuck’s sake.

What did Bernie do? What an uncomfortable collection of demographics that is.

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